blue is a little bitch

its-tortle:

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re allowed to gain weight in your twenties. you are a grown ass adult now. your body can and should not be the same as it was at seventeen. allow it to grow along with you <3

(via danosphere91)

I want to apologise to

zenkaiankoku:

wheeloffortune-design:

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

This is what sexism does. The media runs a smear campaign against women. And when we were younger we knew no better and trusted them. Now we know better.

(via haiironoaki)

passionpeachy:

the dog from teletubbies. perfect creature

mumblingsage:

My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.

My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.

(via haiironoaki)

gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

(via just-a-degenerate)

titsay:

it’s their first date. wish them luck~

very-grownup:

Get you a man who will be jealous and anxious at the possibility that you have met someone even dumber than he is.

Also he should be a dragon.

silvantransthranduiltrash:

What most elves thinks it’s like talking to the trees:

Silvan: mighty oak tree, is there some trouble of which you would like to warn us?

Tree: no, my kind silvan. There is no darkness of which that can cause you harm.

What a silvan talking to a tree is actually like:

Legolas, cackling, landing on a tree branch: babe, you’ll never believe what happened!

Tree, lighting up and shaking their leaves: Legolas, my good bitch! I got news!

carlandrea:

The witch king trying desperately to remember whether “man” in the prophecy had a capital M or not

kestrel-tree:

Gandalf being sent back to Middle earth because his purpose was not yet fulfilled is like if you called in dead to work and your boss was like “You’re on the schedule until the end of the 3rd age we need you to be a team player. Also the shift lead quit to pursue evil doings so here’s a manager uniform.”

emotionalwords:

when things really hurt you, they make you quiet.

lylylylylylylylyly:

u ever get a notification from ur favorite person and ur like:

:)

(via heartattackinalayby)

crazycatsiren:

My one basic opinion is that nobody should ever have to live in poverty and boy oh boy does this make some motherfuckers real mad!

emotionalwords:

mood: I just wanna sit in front of the ocean & listen to the waves.